kissykissycas:

When I die spread my ashes at Comic Con because that’s probably the only way I’ll ever get there.

egberts:

driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons

tiger-in-the-flightdeck:

My baby brother’s first girlfriend recently confessed to thinking they were actually a boy. I asked my brother if this bothered him. His response was:

"Well, yeah. If I had have known they were a boy when we were going out, I would have said I had a boyfriend, not a girlfriend."

He was ten.

cowardsmistake:

Someone did it. Someone finally portrayed me perfectly in a single 6 second video.

soliderodair:

Chris Evans and his fear of mikes

voldemortcanyounot:

thebabbagepatch:

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

I am in physical pain

romvnov:

#WHAT IT IS WITH CHRIS EVANS AND GRABBING LEFT BOOBS? #HE HAS ESCALATED #HE ISN’T JUST GRABBING HIS OWN LEFT BOOB ANYMORE #HE IS NO LONGER SATISFIED WITH HIS OWN LEFT BOOB AND NOW #HE GRABS FUCKING AARON TAYLOR JOHNSON’S LEFT BOOB TOO
viria:

you never know when the desire to draw Luna Lovegood is gonna hit you… but it’s useless to fight it.